Bill quizzed all his friends, co workers, clients and anyone he happened to bump into, as to what would be a good anniversary present. Not willing to trust himself to pick out the right flowers, Bill called up a local flower shop with strict instructions to deliver the biggest most beautiful bouquet of flowers first thing in the morning with the following note “Happy Anniversary Year Number Two! ” John Sam and Abe, 3 retired friends,would get together every night, rain or shine, to play poker. The third time it stopped she grabbed my shotgun out of my holster and shot it in the head. ” The morning of the Anniversary Bill made sure Suzy would be the one to answer the door as he waited anxiously in the other room. ” Hollered Suzie angrily holding up his well thought out note, “Happy Anniversary You’re Number Two! But there was one thing that drove Mary absolutely crazy, and that was no matter how many times she told Dave how important it was to her that he come on time for dinner, he never did. It was a nice way to pass the time and the men enjoyed it immensely. " "Ehr, ever since my wife found it in our bed." Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee.By the time Adam finally came home Eve was a nervous wreck, and her imagination was working overtime. As soon as John saw Abe’s cards and realized he had lost, he had a heart attack and died. “John just lost all of your life savings in a poker game,” said Sam when the door was opened. “Sam,” asked Abe “how are we going to tell his wife? “He’s afraid to come home.” John’s wife was fuming “HE DID WHAT?! So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.
The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away.
She said, "Dear, I want to thank you for everything you did for me.
There is no way I could ever repay you." "My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. " A man staggered into the casualty department of a hospital, he had severe concussion, two black eyes, multiple bruising and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
” Hannah exclaimed, “DO YOU THINK I’M YOUR PERSONAL WAITER!? That night after two hours of restlessly turning in her bed, enough was enough. “I met a guy who lives near the college that I really like and we decided we are going to get married! ” said Mary sitting down next to her husband, “you always know just what to say! ” Mark was passing by the bar on the way home from work when he sees his good friend Tom gulping down one shot after another. Things started to get really intense when John, running out of available cash, added his car and house into the pot.
YOU PLOP YOURSELF DOWN ON YOUR EASY CHAIR AND EXPECT ME TO BE ON YOUR BECK AND CALL!? John sighs, and mutters under his breath, “it started….” Existence was so tranquil and peaceful for the young couple Adam and Eve, like straight out of a story book, until one unfortunate day when Adam showed up one hour late for supper. Fearing the worst, Mark charged into the bar and confronted Tom. When there was no money left to bet on they each showed their cards. ” “Ok,” said Sam nodding his head, “I’ll tell him just that!